musings of a high school kid

rottweilerangel:

you set the bar too high, how could anyone else in this lifetime ever stand a chance?

nayters:

bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated:

Losing my mind over this post on r/NoStupidQuestions

lipglosswearer:

why aren’t all mugs microwave safe. grow up.

thebootydiaries:

me: starts crying

someone else: what’s wrong

me: this is just something that happens

claritind:

weedass:

marcitlali:

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

this bitch is sequencing dna in the tags

aquatic-sardonic:

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

the real world is hell for bugs

we literally have an item called “bug spray.” it does nothing but harm and murder bugs. it is not called Bug Killing Spray, it’s called bug spray, because we don’t like them

we’re in hell but it’s not our hell its bug hell

You can’t die in hell

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

samdirector24:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dannyelling:

writing-prompt-s:

You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.

BADA BING BADA BOOM

I’M SLEEPIN HERE

(Turns on nightlight)

Voice from Under Bed: Eeeyyyyyyy pally what’s da big idea

(Parent looking around room) Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it”

“You didn’t see nothin’“

tlirsgender:

the-worm-man:

whalesharks-archive-deactivated:

compilation

ADHD is just experiencing all of these images at once

Behold, my brain at all times

joyfultimetravelbanana:

that-weird-kid-charlie:

kingtrashraccoon:

amodevotee:

kingtrashraccoon:

kingtrashraccoon:

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat

Literally what I said to the woman at the shelter. I want the dumbest cat you have

Look at him, he’s got no brain cells. You can hear the elevator music playing in his empty skull. I love him

you look into this animals eyes and you can tell absolutely nothing is going on in there i am so happy for you

His tag says “Long Boy Bob” 😂😂

Reblog= equals one pat For long boy bob

Like= more cat treats 

calm-thought:

You deserve a partner who checks whether you’re comfortable. You deserve a partner who will respect your boundaries. You deserve a partner who will be cautious if you do not know what your boundaries are.